malformalady: The picture shows a female red squirrel adopting an orphan baby from an abandoned nest. Although squirrels rarely interact, they learn who their nearby relatives are by hearing their unique calls. If they fail to hear a relative’s calls for a few days, they may investigate and rescue orphans. Photo: Dr. Ryan W. Taylor I can’t handle this.

malformalady:

The picture shows a female red squirrel adopting an orphan baby from an abandoned nest. Although squirrels rarely interact, they learn who their nearby relatives are by hearing their unique calls. If they fail to hear a relative’s calls for a few days, they may investigate and rescue orphans.

Photo: Dr. Ryan W. Taylor

I can’t handle this.


Message from the mysterious “Theodore Guildsen”.

Recruits,

We have a test for you. You have proven yourselves to hold a rudimentary proficiency at staying alive and ending the lives of others. This pleases us, but we are far from impressed. For the next step, we have a significant assignment for you. There is no “circle”. Starting tomorrow, you are all targets. You are all assassins. You may choose to kill indiscriminately in ways which will please us, but you may also work together; because we have something special for you. Along with killing each other until the last one stands ready to attain true membership into our fold, we have an assignment. There are three people in our midst whom we have determined to be a good test for you. You must discover who these three people are, and you must kill them. We will provide information as we see fit, but you may also display your talents in garnering information from those who have seen these targets and somehow lived to tell the tale. If you find these people, you may torture the information out of them, but if they die they will take their information with them. Exercise precision in your actions, and remember, we are always watching.

Do you accept your test? We are waiting.

 

I am so fucking ready for this.


Assassins starts tomorrow. HvZ starts in three weeks.

Holy shit. I’m fucking ready.


So last night I had sex with a Lebanese contortionist. That’s all I have to say about that.

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gridironblitz: I have made a terrible mistake

gridironblitz:

I have made a terrible mistake

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slash4fan: Dawn of the Dead

slash4fan:

Dawn of the Dead

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simsgonewrong: The dog from down the street called to cancel her makeover appointment

simsgonewrong:

The dog from down the street called to cancel her makeover appointment


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